Well, welcome to my homepage.
Err, yep, it’s a totally useless page. There is absolutely no sense to read through it and - yes - it’s a waste of time spending your online minutes here.
Wow, what a pathetic life you must have…
You are obviously not a friend of mine; otherwise you would be checking my Facebook page and the posts there. But still you are interested in my life? Strange…
Well then, have a look at me and my life. But it’s on your own risk. Really!